Congratulations to Sophie!

I can’t believe I’m so late with this, but I’ve just spent two entire days screaming, whooping, hollering and arranging a loan to pay for the 10,000 phone calls I made to make sure Sophie Whojamathingy won a huge amount of money for… er… what was it again?

Oh, that’s right. Being less irritating than the other nob ‘eds.

Oh, and… what? Oh yeah, having big tits, blonde hair and – what’s that? – a PERSONALITY?

You GO GIRL! Wow, if that’s not Girl Power then I don’t know what is.

It’s definitely something to be amazed and proud of, eh? What a great thing to celebrate. Nearly as much as a non-conventionally attractive woman being able to sing well.

It’s almost as though one’s appearance doesn’t have any bearing on one’s skills or inner self.

But still, right, Sophie – she’s not an airhead but looks like a “blonde bimbo”! AMAZING, EH!

What? She’s what?

Spent a significant proportion of her winnings on… clothes for Chihuahuas?

I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT, SOPHIE, AND YOU’VE JUST RUINED IT.

I don’t know why I bother sometimes… *

;-)

Pat

Feeling: A little embarrassed for watching the repeat of the BB Final a day before watching a repeat of X-Factor
Song in Head: The crap background music from an Asda advert

* And yes, looks can have a bearing on personality, after all they impact how society responds to you as you grow up and of course that’ll shape you as a person. Why’m I putting this disclaimer in? I don’t know. But the point about Susan Boyle stands. Honestly, this country’s going to the dogs. BROKEN BRITAIN, EH? EH? EH? Time for another winking smiley? Probably: ;-)