We were discussing married life, the future of relationships and so on at lunch today (it was far less mature than it sounds), which for some reason lead me to think of the world’s most awesomely cheesy and cringeworthy chat up line / proposal:

(To be said in the style you’d imagine Family Guy’s Stewie saying to Brian, probably followed by Brian hitting him)

[Put phone to ear] Hello? Why yes, hang on…
[Lower phone, put hand over mouthpiece, look at other person] Hey, It’s the future. It’s for you and me.

Ahthankyou.

Pat

Feeling: Happy, as it’s Friday and he’s going to be sharing the EuroMillions jackpot tonight.
Song in Head: Bananarama – Robert De Niro