It’s the slightly-smaller-scale version of Swine Flu, that just affects your nose. And I think I’ve got it. I’ve been sneezing like a crazy person on and off over the weekend and this evening, despite feeling 100% fine other than that.

I’m going to have to start wearing a mask at work. Either that or a Red Nose.

Pat
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Yep, that’s right. All illnesses must be Swine Flu, or variants of. Headache? Swine Flu. Sweaty palms? Swine Flu. Hurty knee? DId you accidentally knee a pig in the head? Thought so. Swine Flu.

Feeling: Not bad.
Song in Head: Er… the… um… “comedy breakfast jingle” bed from Heart Breakfast (with Person1 [and Person2]). Why? Don’t ask. Hopefully it’ll be worth it.