by Pat
on Jul 1st, 2011

An Ode To EuroMillions

A Friday poem written to my EuroMils syndicate workmates. Thought I’d share with you:

The 1st of July,
Means that we must try,
To at last get out of this place.

With those big tix there,
If good news we’ll share,
On Monday we’ll leave the rat race.

Now don’t get me wrong,
I’ve “loved it” so long,
So leaving may cause me to cry.

But those tears will be,
Joyous tears of glee,
As I wee on my desk as “Goodbye”!

– An Ode to EuroMillions, Pat Scullion, 2011

ForTheRecordThisWorkplaceIsGreat
AndIWouldNotEverDoAnyhingLikeWeeOnADesk
OkThanksBye

by Pat
on Jun 27th, 2011

Office Doodle

It’s a great way of forcing oneself to look away from the monitor for a few minutes, which is a surprisingly relaxing thing to do – and, of course, a recommended thing to do too, HavingAGoAtMeForSkiving fans! *

It’s also something that can be done at meetings, and I’ve got pretty good at being able to pay attention to meetings whilst drawing stuff at the same time. Might come in handy should I ever have to do a portrait of the Queen whilst listening to her views on the Government’s austerity policies. IT COULD HAPPEN, YOU GUYS.

Anyway, long story short: here’s a picture I doodled over lunch the other day:

Pat and the Didgerinoooo!

“Oh, Pat…”

Toodles,

Pat

* Also, for the record, all of my doodling’s done in my lunch break, clearly.

by Pat
on Jun 21st, 2011

A Story Opener

I’ve been thinking recently that I could be doing creative things more often. So I’ve decided to start playing with creative writing, some T-Shirt designs and other little creative bits that I can fit in over a half hour period.

Today I decided to start with a story opener. All from the top of my head and knocked out in about 30 minutes. No idea if it’s any good, in fact I sincerely doubt it, but I figured it’s all right for the first in over a decade and over a lunch break :-)

Ok, enough excuses, here it is. Enjoy. Well, I say enjoy…

/Pat

Pete shivered, staring out into the darkness, fear gripping him.

By day, the view from the cliff top was stunning – the distant hills of northern France hazy on the horizon, the sun shimmering across the myriad of undulating waves and occasional carefully maintained private yachts sailing gracefully by.

This night the low cloud blocked what light the waning moon could offer, and the distance to the rippling surface below was shrouded through a light freezing fog.

The sound of the waves crashing unforgiving against the rock far below was the only sign of life. Other than that, all that Pete had was blackness and silence.

Yet it wasn’t the quiet, the lack of sight or even the biting, still cold that scared Pete. It was what lay in his left hand.

Pete stared down at it, barely able to diffentiate the silhouette of his palm from the dark below.

Not that it mattered. He didn’t need to see it. He felt it through every part of his being.

The Presence.

Weeks ago he’d laugh at the idea of something so small being able to do… so much, but now he held the cold metallic orb with a grimly fitting mixture of reverie and terror.

Staring back out to the darkness, he let out a long, shuddering sigh. He had to do this. His fuddled brain had long lost the ability to distinguish right from wrong, but of this he was certain.

He had to kill it.

Now.

He closed his eyes and threw with all his might.

As soon as it left his hand, a warmth spread through his heart. A feeling of hope not felt since… before. As the haze left his mind, he recalled the past month and all the… no, now is not the time for regret and recompense. Now is the time to make sure it’s done.

Listening intently for the distinctive splash, Pete cocked his head to on side and waited.

And waited.

There was no sound.

A cold dread appeared in the centre of his stomach and made its way through his chest.

He knew before he’d even checked what had happened to it. It had never even hit the water.

Slowly, carefully, Pete moved his left hand to his jeans pocket, and slipped inside the denim. The cold, steely object that greeted him froze his hands in place.

He fell to his knees and wept.

“God help them all.”

Pete

by Pat
on Jun 16th, 2011

A Year Away From Blogging

Blimey, has it really been that long? Well, no, not quite. It’s JUST less than a year since the last blog entry.

Figured I’d start blogging again, as I miss it. So: expect blogs from me again starting very soon!

Pat

by Pat
on Jun 25th, 2010

Daily Doodle Compilation

Been a while since I did a Daily Doodle blog post, although I have been doing the doodles – just being lazy with the blog. I’ll probably use this as a weekly update rather than daily from now on.

To keep up to date with my doodles, keep an eye on my Flickr stream at http://www.flickr.com/photos/squage. They do keep coming – and some you can buy as a TShirt, see below!

Click on a picture to view the full size / Flickr page.

2010-06-21: Oil Get My Coat

Buy the TShirt!

2010-06-22: Squage!

Buy the TShirt!

2010-06-23: Paul Beard Compo

Designed for my supervisor, who’s shaving his beard off in the style most voted for – with votes going to the AYME charity (a worthy cause).

2010-06-24: Odd Thing

2010-06-25: Closed

Sad times at Heart. Here’s my toon to mark it.

There you go! More next week – and keep up to date on the Flickr Stream!

Toodles,

Pat

by Pat
on Jun 10th, 2010

Daily Doodle: 2010-06-10 Lone Shark


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Look! He’s flicking a dime and he’s got a gold tooth, and he’ll offer you money for an extortionate interest rate!

Yeah, not many sea animals like him.

That’s why he’s a lone shark.

With thanks to Dave, and apologies to everyone else :)


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This originated by accident, really. Couldn’t get the arms right on the guy on the left, so decided to remove them. Then I had an idea.

[NOTE: Insert comment here about everyone having their differences and noone being "normal", that’ll make people say "ooh yes, that’s a very interesting point on modern and historic society, very aptly put, Pat" and I’ll say "Thanks"]

[NOTE: Delete the above note before clicking Sav-


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I’m sure the VP of Marketing from Apple hasn’t thought through how awesome it’ll be to video call with his sons when they go to Uni…

by Pat
on Jun 8th, 2010

Daily Doodle: 2010-06-07 Apple iRadio


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To appreciate this drawing, you have to first check this video out:

www.apple.com/uk/iphone/features.html#design-video

Seen it? Still in shock? Yeah, me too. Anyway, this is what I suspect Apple’ll make of FM Radio in 2011…

by Pat
on Jun 8th, 2010

Daily Doodle: 2010-06-06 Rave Cat!


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The legend himself. It’s Rave Cat.

Who is Rave Cat? Well, the future of radio, that’s who. Also, a character on my Sunday night Internet Radio Show :)

Not sure this looks right, but hey, I still might get a poster of it for my studio :)

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